04
Feb

Chocolate Lust

What’s better than a good lover? A good lover with chocolate.

Even if everything’s going great with your love life, it’s always a good thing to show your love and express your lust with some good chocolate.

If fact, a South Korean department store has made a 176 pound chocolate statue of Brad Pitt especially for Valentine’s Day. Now that’s something worth a good licking!

Here are 5 more fun facts as you contemplate the perfect chocolate Valentine’s gift.

1) Heidi Klum uses chocolate-flavored lip balm to satisfy her sweet cravings. She is quoted as saying: “I love chocolate. I have a chocolate lip gloss that tastes like a German chocolate cake. It is very good. It tastes so good that I constantly have to lick my lipstick off and re-apply.”

2) Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine (PEA) which creates a chemical reaction in the brain similar to that of falling in love.

As early as 500 years ago the Aztec emperor, Montezuma, was believed to devour an abundance of cocoa before engaging in romance with secret lovers.

3) You don’t have to be a Capricorn to enjoy truffles but apparently, your astrological sign also affects the way you savor chocolate, according to astrology.com,

Aries eats all of the chocolates in one sitting.

Taurus tends to buy two boxes and leave only the orange ones for you.

Gemini makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece.

Cancer draws it out to make even the smallest box last for a month.

Leo likes to own all the chocolates first.

Virgo cuts their chocolates up into small, manageable bites with a knife and fork.

Libra chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them.

Scorpio can’t resist rubbing the chocolates all over their partner and licking it off.

Sagittarius only orders foreign chocolates.

Capricorn seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety.

Aquarius skips chocolates altogether — they prefer a box of carob and raisin health bars.

Pisces tends to share them all and forget to leave one for themselves.

4) There are many bath and shower products that contain a chocolate aroma, but did you know that chocolate syrup was used to simulate blood in the famous shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, “Psycho”? The scene, featuring Janet Leigh, took over seven days to shoot. Now that’s what we call death by chocolate.

5) Some medical studies show that eating chocolate in moderation can actually prolong your life by reducing risk of blood clots and fighting bad cholesterol.

Finally, a personal recommendation. zChocolat.com are making the best french chocolate I have ever tasted. They have this nice “Elements” set of chocolate hearts that makes a great Valentine’s day gift. They even offer delivery on the exact day (or earlier if you want).

4 Love Boxes Filled With Heart-Shaped Chocolates (40 pieces)

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28
Jan

Indulge Your Lover’s Senses This Valentine’s Day

Love is a total-body experience that consumes you from head to toe, and then some. That’s why we at Are You Human have you covered this Valentine’s Day with the perfect gifts to satisfy all your senses.

Taste

Indulge your loved one’s taste buds with the ultimate aphrodisiac – Truffles.

There aren’t many things that get your mouth watering more than a heart-shaped white chocolate veil that delicately covers a creamy ganache infused with bergamote , or vanilla caramel, or hazelnut pralines, or, wait for it…..dark chocolate ganache cloaked in silky white chocolate.

So many delicious choices, so don’t settle for just one.

Love Box  With Heart-Shaped Bergamote Chocolates (10 pieces)

Smell

For an arousing aroma that is sure to get your lover in an amorous mood check out this I Love Love Moschino perfume
for the ladies, or Eternal Love cologne for the men.

I Love Love Perfume by Moschino, 3.4 oz Eau De Toilette Spray for Women

Eternal Love Cologne by Eternal Love, 3.4 oz Eau De Parfum Spray for Men

Sight

Show your love with this cool Captcha Love T-shirt and remind your paramour just how human you are.

Sound

For a truly aural love experience this pink iPod hits the spot. Load it with your favorite love songs and get down to business!

Pink iPods and iPod accessories

Touch

We saved the best for last with these excellent his and hers face and body delights.

Indulge your loved one in a sensual massage with this pampering, whipped, rich cream moisturizer from the romantic fields of Provence, with the
L’Occitane Shea Butter Ultra Rich Body Cream

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L'Occitane Shea Butter Ultra Rich Body Cream

And for the men, make sure you don’t scratch your woman next time you kiss her with this perfect shave kit
from Anthony Logistics.

Anthony Logistics Perfect Shave Kit

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19
Jan

Love – Sweet Lovers Captcha Shirt

starting at 16.20$
starting at 21.20$
starting at 16.20$

“The Love You Take Is Equal to the Love You Make”

The Beatles

As February approaches, with it comes the pressure or pleasure of Valentine’s Day.

While you might think that V Day is an occasion manufactured for financial purposes, it’s always a good time to turn our thoughts to love.

The first rule of finding love and being in love is learning to love yourself. Once you’ve mastered that, you can move on to finding that special someone with whom you can exchange a loving kiss, express your love in a romantic letter or love poem and hopefully, share the rest of your life.

Did you know that there’s real science behind true love and that kissing is good for your health? So don’t pooh pooh the notion and go get your lovin’ on!

Also, don’t forget to love our planet and have a green Valentine’s Day.

There’s a plethora of love songs to get you in the mood, but because we opened with the Beatles we’ll also leave you with a great version of “All You Need Is Love” taken from the movie Love Actually.

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